Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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