Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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