The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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