He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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