Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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