In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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