margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
