Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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