Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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