Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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