Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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