Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The uberlube is also flammable
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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