You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
they need to just BURY HIM!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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