Well apparently he's into motor boating.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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