But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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