She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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