I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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