You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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