Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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