Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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