new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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