it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
