I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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