i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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