Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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