There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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