brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
