ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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