It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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