GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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