I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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