Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she told me i tasted like america
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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