is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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