Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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