At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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