Are we in a gay sports bar?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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