You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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