Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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