Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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