Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do vagina's smell?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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