Welp...herpes.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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