He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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