school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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