If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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