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(913): View more from Kansas

your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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(937): View more from Ohio

love makes seman taste better

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..

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(509): View more from Washington

You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?

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(319): View more from Iowa

Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO

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(561): View more from Florida

He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.

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