If that was your dad, he is hot
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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