Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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