I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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