He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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