your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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