winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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