Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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